Changing the world one spiffy invention at a time

You can't believe how excited I am. Finally, I have a forum to share all of my latest, greatest, and spiffiest inventions. For far too long, my inventions have sat in obscurity, never getting the attention they deserve. For example, there was my contraption that caught pigeon droppings, mixed in some charcoal and sulfur, and made instant gunpowder. You could then kill that same pigeon and roast it for dinner that night. Genius! And everyone else is drooling over iPods. They're just over-glorified hard drives people!